Pippinism

Following Mass and Adoration/Benediction, Pippin came skipping out sing-songing, "The Oompa Loompas are here!  The Oompa Loompas are here!"

Obviously.... one of their vehicles was at the church.  It's nice to know they are Catholic.

Popsicles

Bilbo:  K'iy have a poss-icle?
Merry:  It's not a poss-icle... it's a poss-ticle.