June 1, 2008

How to Be a Cool Mom

“Give a man a fish; you have fed him for today. Teach a man to fish; and you have fed him for a lifetime”—Author unknown

How to be a cool mom:

Give a child an old couch and let him go at it.

However, I am not sure what this will accomplish for a lifetime for the child.

But I was a cool mom for a day!

This took the cake though, Galadriel and Eowyn made a little suit of (soft) armor for Pippin, including a sheaf and "sword".

I have to add that as I was looking for the exact quote about giving a child a fish I ran across these "improvements":

“Give a man a fish; you have fed him for today. Teach a man to fish; and you will not have to listen to his incessant whining about how hungry he is.”—Author unknown

“Give a man a fish; you have fed him for today. Teach a man to fish; and you can sell him fishing equipment.”—Author unknown

“Give a man a fish; you have fed him for today. Teach a man to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks.”—Author unknown

“Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Unless he doesn't like sushi—then you also have to teach him to cook.”—Auren Hoffman, Herald Philosopher

“Give a man a fish; you have fed him for today. Teach a man to fish, and he will sit in the boat and drink beer all day.”—OldFox

“Give a man a fish; you have fed him for today. Teach a man to fish; and you have fed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to sell fish and he eats steak.”—Author unknown

(*snicker*)

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