I read about Saint Sarbelius and Barbea this morning. They were a brother and sister who were tortured with red-hot irons prior to being executed.... I decided to sit back and enjoy my life of ease.
And as I typed that... poor Marigold is suffering a martyrdom's death..... whoever cleaned the dining area swept the floor too well so she had nothing to forage under the table. Seriously.... dustbunnies and anything served in a dustpan are her favorite foods. Or at least that is where she goes for dessert.