Funnies

Pippin while looking at a picture of someone:  "He's got freckled faced pumps." (pimples)

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Later on I had the privilege to bring a deer Aragorn just got up to the butcher.  But when we went to take it out of the car we realized there was no tag for the deer.  Long story short after many phone calls, Frodo back at home found the missing tag.  *phew* And the much relieved butcher says, "There's a better chance of getting away with beating a child in front of an elementary school then not having a tag for a deer!"
*chuckle*